A man asked his doctor for a triple Rx of Viagra A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra. Doctor: I can't give you a triple dose. Man: Why not? Doctor: Because it's not safe. Man: But I need it really bad. Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly? Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented…

but wheres the punch line? A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the…

Do you know why I only date black girls? Because I hate the awkwardness of meeting a girlfriend's dad

I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window...