How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?

Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend..

Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*

[interview with girl at dating agency] i get shy around pretty girls [girl smiles brushing hair from her face] "are you shy now" not really