In the not-so-distant future, Canada is in Civil War: Quebec vs. the rest of Canada. There are two friends, Ethan from Canada and Joshua from Quebec. They are both extremely patriotic, but still maintain their friendship by sitting hanging out at the border. One day while walking, they come across a magic lamp, conveniently labeled 'magic lamp'. They both dive for it, and a genie pops out. ""Alright,"" the genie says. ""You guys probably know the whole 'wishes' spiel, but since three doesn't div…