A man walks up to Parliament Hall... Man: I need to speak to Prime Minister Harper immediately! Guard: I'm sorry sir, Steven Harper is no longer the Prime Minister of Canada. ##The man leaves. The next day, the man comes back again. Man: Please, I need to speak to Prime Minister Harper! Guard: Like I told you yesterday sir, Steven Harper is no longer the Prime Minister of Canada. ##The man once again leaves. On the third day, he's back again. Man: I need to speak to Prime Minister Harper!…

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.

Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'

"the uk couldn't POSSIBLY leave" "trump couldn't POSSIBLY be president" "we couldn't POSSIBLY start eating each other out of necessity"