At the State Fair.... Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, ""Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."" And every year Martha would say, ""I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."" This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, ""Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."" Martha replied, ""Stumpy, that there air…

One day, old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair... There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, ""Martha, I think I really should try that."" Martha replies, ""I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10."" So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says …

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening When the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, ""Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"" Martha replied, ""Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason. Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, ""I n…

Juan was working on the roof of a one story house, when he slipped and fell . He calls his wife ""Maria, I just fell from the roof and broke my leg and I think I cracked some ribs. I am on my way to the Hospital, Martha is taking me"" Maria responds calmly "" Who's Martha?""