Harry wakes up in heaven... Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. ""What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? And who are you?"" he asked. ""This is not your bedroom,"" the man replied, ""I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."" ""WHAT? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young."" said Harry. ""If I'm dead, I want you to send me ba…

Spelling bee in heaven. A married woman named Harriet was very ill and passed away. When she ascended into heaven, an angel was waiting for her. The angel said, "You can be allowed into heaven, if you spell a word for me." Harriet replies, "OK, what's the word?" "The word is love." "L-O-V-E, love." Harriet spells. "Welcome to heaven, but before you go in, can you watch the gate for me? I have to go do something. If someone comes up you know what to do" the angel asks. "Okay," and the angel f…

My wife is an angel. Bob and Harry are fishing one day.... Bob.... "How's your wife been?" Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours?" Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive.