Military joke A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office. “Since we weren’t actually at war,” the General began, “I can’t give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated. What we’ve decided to do is to let each of you choose two poin…

A British General and his Men A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office. “Since we weren’t actually at war,” the General starts, “I can’t give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated. What the Government has decided to do is to…

An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian : Sells the beer to the American, insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself. Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. He then moves to England and …

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place and okay until one day when the German told him ""Englanderyour arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off."" The English prisoner said ""Well okay but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?"" The German replied ""Ya that vill not be a problem."" A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says ""Well could drop it ove…