Kermit Jagger needs a loan. Kermit Jagger needed to take out a large loan, so he went to his bank and met with a banker named Patricia Wack. Patricia asked, ""Do you have something you can offer as collateral?"" Kermit responded by placing a little porcelain figurine on the desk. Patricia was not impressed, but she went to her manager to explain the situation. The manager laughed, and replied, ""It's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!""

Bank Loan A young girl, named Patricia Wack, starts a new job as a loan officer at the bank. A frog walks in an asks her for a loan, she looks at him for a moment amazed that a frog could talk but proceeds professionally. He needs five hundrded dollars for a new business venture and is willing to offer her a candle stick as collateral. She is of course surprised by this strange offer of collateral and tells the frog that she's not sure she can approve the loan. The frog gets upset and demands to…

Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine

When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.