My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, ""At last, they're finally together."" Her sister sitting in the front row said, ""Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"" The priest replied, ""I mean her legs."" -

An American businessman was standing at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village... An American businessman was standing at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish. ""How long did it take you to catch them?"" The American asked. ""Only a little while."" The Mexican replied. ""Why don't you stay out longer and catch more…

Juan was working on the roof of a one story house, when he slipped and fell . He calls his wife ""Maria, I just fell from the roof and broke my leg and I think I cracked some ribs. I am on my way to the Hospital, Martha is taking me"" Maria responds calmly "" Who's Martha?""