Patty and Mike immigrate to the United States with a bottle of whiskey. Two Irishmen, Paddy and Mike, immigrated to the United States with only the clothes on their backs and a 12 year old bottle of fine Irish Whiskey. They agreed to never touch the bottle until both had found their fortune, and they would share that bottle to celebrate. They both went on to amass fortunes, but they never seemed to find the time to get together and drink that bottle. One day, Mike gets a call from Paddy's wife, …

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...: ""Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."" ""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."" With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, &there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imag…

Two Mexicans are lost in a desert after crossing into the United States... They are wandering aimlessly and starving, and they are just about to lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says: >""Hey Pepe, are you smelling what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk"" >""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "" With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's fried bacon, there's raw bacon, there's back bacon, there'…

Two Mexicans in the desert Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...: ""Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."" ""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."" With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, &there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double …