Two Mexicans are lost in a desert after crossing into the United States... They are wandering aimlessly and starving, and they are just about to lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says: >""Hey Pepe, are you smelling what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk"" >""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "" With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's fried bacon, there's raw bacon, there's back bacon, there's double smoked bacon - there's every imaginable kind of cured pork! >""Pepe! Pepe! We ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"" >""Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."" >""Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"" And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath: >""Pepe... go back man, you were right, ees not a bacon tree!"" >""Luis... Luis mi amigo... what ees it... tell me! "" >""Pepe... ees not a bacon tree. Ees... > Ees... > Ees... > Ees... > Ees a ham bush....""