Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<

This happened to an Englishman in France who was quite drunk The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to perform a breath test on him and asks the Englishman…

A classic French/Belgian joke (Translated from French. I always found the nationalism amusing that the French and Belgians use each other as the butt of jokes - sorry for any Belgians here that are offended, I'll raise a Belgian beer in your name later on!) Two Belgians were in a delivery truck driving through France. They come upon a bridge with low clearance. ""Hey Lou-Lou, get out and check the markings."" Lou-Lou gets out of the truck, sees that the bridge is marked ""3m"" and the truck is m…

The teacher asks: - Little Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up? - I wanna be a billionaire. I want to go over the most expensive club, get the most expensive bitch. I wanna buy her a car, give her 1 million dollars and a mansion in France. - And you, Mary dear? - I wanna be the bitch.