Never mess with a redneck A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party ... ... and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a mil…

I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.

If I was rich I'd hire a guy named Matt to stand in the tub and I'd call him my "bath Matt." And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff.

"What's your name?" "Who's your daddy?" "Is he rich like me?" These "reset your password" questions are getting kind of weird.