😄 If I was rich I'd hire a guy named Matt to stand in the tub and I'd call him my "bath Matt." And I'd...

If I was rich I'd hire a guy named Matt to stand in the tub and I'd call him my "bath Matt." And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff.

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