At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit.

Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars.

I'm in Detroit with $80 in my wallet. Trying to decide if I should treat myself to a nice dinner or buy a house.

Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50.