trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song#Mozart#Ouija Board#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
January 27th is Mozart's birthday. Mozart died at 34 years old. Had he lived he would be 259 years old on Tuesday#Mozarts#Mozart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you Me: *through tears* Decomposer.#Mozart#Marriage#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp