trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song

January 27th is Mozart's birthday. Mozart died at 34 years old. Had he lived he would be 259 years old on Tuesday

What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What do you think Mozart is doing right now? Decomposing.