Army Hospital THE ARMY HOSPITAL PreviousNext An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: ""What's your problem, Soldier?"" ""Chronic syphilis, Sir"" ""What treatment are you getting?"" ""Five minutes with the wire brush each day."" ""What's your ambition?"" ""To get back to the front, Sir."" ""Good man."" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. ""What's your problem, Soldier?"" ""Chronic piles, Sir"" ""What treatment are you getting?"" ""Five minutes with the wire b…

The wire brush One of the few genuinely funny jokes I know that I originally learned in English: During World War I, a British general is visiting an Army hospital. He shakes the hand of one soldier, who is lying in bed. "What's wrong with you, son?" "Gonorrhea, Sir!" "What is the treatment for gonorrhea in the British Army?" "The wire brush, Sir!" "What is your fondest desire?" "To recover and to serve the King and the country, Sir!" The general then turns to another soldier. "What's…

Patriotism A nurse was taking care of a soldier in the Army Hospital. "How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die," the soldier said. The nurse was extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism and said, "I have a tattoo of the American flag on my bottom. You may kiss it if you don't mind." "Of course I wouldn't mind. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish," the soldier said. The nurse took off her panties and the dying soldier kissed the flag. "Thank you, nurse," he said "Now w…

THE ARMY HOSPITAL An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get…