Me: Mozart was a great composer, but now that he's dead he's a great Wife: I swear to God I'll divorce you Me: *through tears* Decomposer.

A grave digger... A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried. The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave. The grave digger hits the coffin. The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time. The grave digger yells, ""What are you doing?!"" Mozart responds with, ""Decomposing.""

In a hundred year's times, the equivalent of ""Mozart turning in his grave"" will be Adele rolling in the deep

Mozart is rolling in his grave. In 50 years people will be saying ""Adele is rolling in the deep.""