In a hundred year's times, the equivalent of ""Mozart turning in his grave"" will be Adele rolling in the deep#Mozart#Adele#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mozart is rolling in his grave. In 50 years people will be saying ""Adele is rolling in the deep.""#Mozart#Adele#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp