Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? ""I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!""

A Southern Man vs. a Yankee for a job After a lengthy interview process, the HR department selected 2 Gentlemen for a final interview for a top spot in an advertising firm, a Yankee and a Southern man. The final interview challenge was simple enough, come up with a poem for the advertising firms newest client Timbuktu. The Yankee was a Ivy league graduate and jumped up to go first. "" Out across the desert sands, Roams a lonely caravan. Underneath a sky of blue, Destination Timbuktu!"" The adver…