Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas.

You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school.

want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? ""I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!""