Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student? ""I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!""

A Southern Man vs. a Yankee for a job After a lengthy interview process, the HR department selected 2 Gentlemen for a final interview for a top spot in an advertising firm, a Yankee and a Southern man. The final interview challenge was simple enough, come up with a poem for the advertising firms newest client Timbuktu. The Yankee was a Ivy league graduate and jumped up to go first. "" Out across the desert sands, Roams a lonely caravan. Underneath a sky of blue, Destination Timbuktu!"" The adver…

The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same.