A Southern Man vs. a Yankee for a job After a lengthy interview process, the HR department selected 2 Gentlemen for a final interview for a top spot in an advertising firm, a Yankee and a Southern man. The final interview challenge was simple enough, come up with a poem for the advertising firms newest client Timbuktu. The Yankee was a Ivy league graduate and jumped up to go first. "" Out across the desert sands, Roams a lonely caravan. Underneath a sky of blue, Destination Timbuktu!"" The advertising guru's were so please and excited that they clapped loudly before settling down to let the southern man give his best shot. The southern man, a graduate of the University of Alabama, stood up and slowly recited the following poem. "" Me and Tim, a fishing went, Saw three ladies in a tent....... Umm....them being three, and us being two, I bucked one and Tim bucked two!"" Roll Tide >.<