Three Nuns and Saint Peter Three little nuns were tragically killed in a car crash this past weekend. Being devout followers of the faith, their souls floated up to heaven. The three see the Pearly Gates and begin to approach the massive structure only to be stopped by Saint Peter. Saint Peter explains, ""The Boss set a new rule, in order to get into heaven, you must correctly answer a question relating to the Bible, or you will be banished to the flaming depths of hell for all eternity!"" The n…

Where is your Husband? Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, ""Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!"" ""I know!"" the next woman says, ""Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house, but when I called he wasn't there."" The third woman says, ""I always know where my husband is."" ""Impossible!"" both women exclaim, ""He has you completely fooled!"" ""Oh no,"" says the…

A woman walks into an embalming and burial service office The depressed-looking woman goes up the embalmer and says, ""My husband died a few days ago in a car crash. When he died, he was in a black suit. It would be very nice if you could change his suit into one that is blue after embalming him. Blue was his favorite color, so I hope you understand."" The embalmer replies, ""I'm sorry for your loss. I will change his suit for you."" And so the sobbing woman walks out. Just 2 hours later, anothe…

So these two ladies walk into a mortician's office. The first woman says to the mortician, "I've got my husband here in his very best blue suit, but what I'd really appreciate is if you could have him in a black suit for the funeral. Here's a blank check, use whatever you need, I just want him in a black suit." The mortician agrees and thanks the woman and the first woman leaves. Now the second woman comes in and says, "I know I've brought my husband wearing a black suit, but I've always rea…