Optimist Joe An optimist by every account, Joe was sitting in the bar when his friends come to him and say, ""Joe, how can you call yourself an optimist when bad things are always happening ?"" To which Joe replied, ""there's always a good side to every situation, you just have to know it."" So, they tell Joe, ""Farmer Bill's crops were all just washed away by the heavy rain and it's too late in the season to replant, how could that be good."" Joe then says, ""This was Bill's first year at harve…

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.' Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.' The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer sa…

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.' Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.' The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer sa…

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die.