Chucks Jokes

Optimist Joe An optimist by every account, Joe was sitting in the bar when his friends come to him and say, ""Joe, how can you call yourself an optimist when bad things are always happening ?"" To which Joe replied, ""there's always a good side to every situation, you just have to know it."" So, they tell Joe, ""Farmer Bill's crops were all just washed away by the heavy rain and it's too late in the season to replant, how could that be good."" Joe then says, ""This was Bill's first year at harve…

Two guys were waiting for the train at a busy train station... bored by the wait, the first guy decides to have fun. He gazes across the distance and spots a lonely bald man and challenges his friend to go smack him on his head for twenty bucks. The second guy accepts the challenge. He goes behind the bald guy and slaps the man behind his shiny bald head - ""Hey James what are you doing here in this town?"" The man utterly confused and mad - ""Do I know you? "" the second guy apologizes for mist…

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.