A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.' Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.' The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer sa…

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.' Chuck replied, Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.' The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer sa…

If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas and you will still die.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug on his floor. The bear isn't actually dead. It's just too afraid to move.