One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?"" Tammie give it to me"" Bubba replied. ""She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a New truck?"" ""Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the wood…

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer!"" the man began, ""I don't have time for this right now!"" ""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."" ""But officer,"" replied the motorist. ""I just wanted to say..."" ""And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"", barked the officer. A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, ""Lucky for you …

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer"" the man began ""I can explain"" ""Just be quiet"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."" ""But officer I just wanted to say"" ""And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said ""Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets…

eer booze and fun!' 'It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party was heading home and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters. The inebriated driver figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him drove home and went to bed. he was awakened i…