A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer!"" the man began, ""I don't have time for this right now!"" ""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."" ""But officer,"" replied the motorist. ""I just wanted to say..."" ""And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"", barked the officer. A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, ""Lucky for you …

Speeding motorist A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a goo…

Speeding A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood whe…

Good mood A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer" the man began "I can explain" "Just be quiet" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when h…