How did the man remove the Swiss Army knife from his rectum safely without hurting himself? Please answer soon it’s starting to hurt

Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders.

I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.

Hey, boy. Are you a Swiss army knife? Because you're a smaller, less effective version of everything I need.