Why does no one like the swiss army? Because they are all a bunch of tools.#Swiss Army#Military#Q&A0π ShareWhatsApp
How did the man remove the Swiss Army knife from his rectum safely without hurting himself? Please answer soon itβs starting to hurt#Swiss Army#Military#Q&A0π ShareWhatsApp
Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders.#Swiss Army#Military#One-Liner0π ShareWhatsApp
I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker.#Swiss Army#Military0π ShareWhatsApp
Hey, boy. Are you a Swiss army knife? Because you're a smaller, less effective version of everything I need.#Swiss Army#Military#One-Liner0π ShareWhatsApp