An elderly lady calls her husband during his drive home, "Stanley, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 5, Please be careful!"... Stanley said, "It's not just one car. There’s hundreds of them!"

Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two.

"You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her." "We're still married, Grandma." "She's such a lovely girl."

Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad.