[interview for CIA] Your resume says you're a master in hand-to-hand wombat. Is that a typo or- *I've already thrown a wombat at his face*

The Assassin's Interview Not mine read somewhere thought you guys will like it: The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ""We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!""…

A man goes to the pet store... And walks up to the shopkeep. ""I'd like to buy a dog please,"" the man said. ""Certainly sir, I think I have one you might like,"" replied the shopkeep. The shopkeep then leads the man through to a room separate from the rest of the shop, that's completely empty except for a dog sitting on a dog's bed. ""Hmm, nice looking dog there,"" the man says. ""Thanks mate, I always appreciate a compliment,"" says the dog. The man steps back in amazement. ""A talking dog, th…

A man and a woman are applying for a job at the CIA... They both get to the end of the interview process when they are told there is only one test left. They are brought into a room where the interviewer says to the man: ""Through this door is your wife, I need you to take this gun, go in there and shoot her."" So the man goes through the door... and about a minute later he comes out saying, ""I couldn't do it i love her to much."" Now it's the Woman's turn. The interviewer says: ""You have the …