The Assassin's Interview Not mine read somewhere thought you guys will like it: The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ""We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!""…

A man goes to the pet store... And walks up to the shopkeep. ""I'd like to buy a dog please,"" the man said. ""Certainly sir, I think I have one you might like,"" replied the shopkeep. The shopkeep then leads the man through to a room separate from the rest of the shop, that's completely empty except for a dog sitting on a dog's bed. ""Hmm, nice looking dog there,"" the man says. ""Thanks mate, I always appreciate a compliment,"" says the dog. The man steps back in amazement. ""A talking dog, th…

A man and a woman are applying for a job at the CIA... They both get to the end of the interview process when they are told there is only one test left. They are brought into a room where the interviewer says to the man: ""Through this door is your wife, I need you to take this gun, go in there and shoot her."" So the man goes through the door... and about a minute later he comes out saying, ""I couldn't do it i love her to much."" Now it's the Woman's turn. The interviewer says: ""You have the …

Three men want to work for the CIA... Three friends decide they want to leave their jobs and go work for the CIA. Somehow they all manage to wrangle an interview, and the first guy is in a room with the chief of the CIA (this is all made possible.. because it's a joke). Chief says, "So, you want to be in the CIA, do you?" And the man responds that it's his calling in life, and a job as an agent is one he would be well suited for. "Well," the Chief says, "We actually have your wife, in the next …