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A man and a woman are applying for a job at the CIA... They both get to the end of the interview process when they are told there is only one test left. They are brought into a room where the interviewer says to the man: ""Through this door is your wife, I need you to take this gun, go in there and shoot her."" So the man goes through the door... and about a minute later he comes out saying, ""I couldn't do it i love her to much."" Now it's the Woman's turn. The interviewer says: ""You have the same test, i need you to take this gun, go in there and shoot him"" So she goes in the door... and about a minute later they here two loud bangs, some yelling, a couple thuds, and then a body hitting the floor. When the woman comes out the interviewer asks what happens, she says: ""Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, so i had to beat him to death with the chair!""

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