Kim Jong-un walks into a school in North Korea. He asks a student "Who is your father? The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father." Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?" The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother." Kim Jong applauds. "What a diligent stud…

Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from "Leader of North Korea" to "Supreme Leader of North Korea" by adding sour cream and extra cheese.

Panama Papers: Kim Jong-un among the latest release of persons involved in offshore shell companies. Kim Jong-un was discovered to be sending most of his food to off-shore accounts to avoid the common folk of North Korea from eating it.

North Korea Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow. During a break, they're bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal. Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: ""Ivan, jump!"" Sobbing, Ivan says: ""Mr. President, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home..."" Putin sheds a tear himself, apologizes to Ivan, and sends him away. Next, it's Kim Jong Il's …