A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around

Morning after The morning after pill...did you know it's called the ""anti-baby pill"" in Germany? And in Sweden it's called the ""regret pill"". However in Chicago it's called the ""crime fighter"" pill.

Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The peanut butter has footprints Joke 2: How do you know if an elephant is in your cherry tree? Elephants have blue eyes I don't know if this has anything to do with how awful the jokes are, but my Dad immigrated from Germany in the 1960's

my elephant trunk joke I've been telling this joke to people just as I meet them for years - I normally use it as an ice breaker and include the people around me - everything in *italics* gets adjusted to the situation / company I just recovered from a horrible *farming* accident - I was using a *cotton* *thresher* and had 1/2 my junk cut off - I did not want to go through life with only 8"" - so I went to a clinic in *Germany* and had a baby elephant's trunk grafted on - so on my return I decid…