When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over.

In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz

Donald Trump has Muslim friends, Rick Santorum has gay friends, Ted Cruz has imaginary friends. #GOPDebate

Ted Cruz thinks: 1. Presidents should pray every day 2. More prayers the better 3. Muslims pray 5x day 4. Ted Cruz wants a Muslim president.