A man left a letter for his wife on the dining table The letter read: ""To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset...I shall be home before midnight."" When th…

An Email Exchange **An Email Exchange Between A Husband and A Wife On Friday Afternoon :** >*My Dear Wife,* > I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. However, unfortunately, I have certain needs that you can no longer fulfill. >Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 21 year old personal assistant at the Sheraton as a personal insult. >Please don't be upset----I shall be hom…

An old man is on his death bed... An old man is on his death bed, and his family has come in from all over the country to be with him in his final hours. He opens his eyes, and says ""Is Ruthie here? My beautiful, loyal wife?"" ""Oh yes, my handsome prince! I'm right here!"" Ruthie replies He continues, ""...and what of my strapping boy, who always made me proud? Is he here, with that lovely wife of his?"" ""Yeah pops, we're right here"" ""...and what about those two grandkids of mine? The Micha…

A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning... My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight. *When the man ca…