An Email Exchange **An Email Exchange Between A Husband and A Wife On Friday Afternoon :** >*My Dear Wife,* > I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. However, unfortunately, I have certain needs that you can no longer fulfill. >Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 21 year old personal assistant at the Sheraton as a personal insult. >Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight. >*Love Michael* A few minutes later he got the following reply from his wife: >*My Dear Husband,* >I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my age and inability to fulfill certain needs of yours. >I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old, and are also unable to fulfill certain needs of mine. >I would like to inform you not to wait up for me this evening, as I will be at the Hilton with Bobby, the Captain of the College Swim Team at the school where I teach. >He is young, virile, and like your personal assistant, is also 21 years old. >As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 21 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 21. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow. >*Love, Brenda*