An old man is on his death bed... An old man is on his death bed, and his family has come in from all over the country to be with him in his final hours. He opens his eyes, and says ""Is Ruthie here? My beautiful, loyal wife?"" ""Oh yes, my handsome prince! I'm right here!"" Ruthie replies He continues, ""...and what of my strapping boy, who always made me proud? Is he here, with that lovely wife of his?"" ""Yeah pops, we're right here"" ""...and what about those two grandkids of mine? The Micha…