Three sportsmen from England , Spain and Canada decide to play a game. They put an apple in each other's head and try to decide who's the best archer amongst them. The Englishman starts by putting an apple into Spanishman's head. Before he aims , the englishman shouts: ""I'm Robin Hood"" and then succeeds cutting the apple in half. Now it's Spanishman's turn to aim the apple on Canadian's head. As he is about to throw the arrow he says: ""I'm Guglielmo Tell"". He succeeds too. The Canadian's tur…

If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)

If a man was born in England raised in America and died in Spain what does that make him? Dead.

Three England fans on their way to the world cup fin a magic lamp.. Three England fans on their way to the world cup find a magic lamp on the road, the first one picks it up and a genie comes out! "England fans?!" says the genie, puzzled at how they made it to the world cup.. "Well I guess you get one wish each like everyone else. What do you choose?" The first England fan blurts out, "Rooney! I want Wayne Rooney to break his World Cup curse and finally score!" "Done" says the genie. The s…