Three England fans on their way to the world cup fin a magic lamp.. Three England fans on their way to the world cup find a magic lamp on the road, the first one picks it up and a genie comes out! "England fans?!" says the genie, puzzled at how they made it to the world cup.. "Well I guess you get one wish each like everyone else. What do you choose?" The first England fan blurts out, "Rooney! I want Wayne Rooney to break his World Cup curse and finally score!" "Done" says the genie. The second England fan thinks for a second and says, "our captain, Stevie G, he usually under performs, I want to see him play for England like he did for Liverpool this season." "Done" says the genie. The third fan says, "Guys, you aren’t thinking big enough! We have got a real chance here - I want England to play like Spain!!!" "Done" says the genie, and vanishes.