I met this girl the other day and she took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. “Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend ! ” she exclaimed “Quick, use the backdoor” . Now it’s at about this time I probably should have left..... ......but you just don’t get an offer like that every day.
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