ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya

cop: "you kinda look like one that's all" me: "in no way am i a pirate" cop: "hmm, are you sure?" parrot on my shoulder: "did he stutter?"

Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. In many cases this will mean showing up to the interview in a pirate suit.