My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute#Todd13992🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[bank robbery] "Todd, where the hell is the getaway car?" TODD: *zooming up on a Segway* FOSSIL FUELS ARE RUINING THIS PLANET, GARY#Todd#Gary#Money#Religion+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"What should we name this fruit?" "Passion!" "..." "..." "Let's not let Todd name any more fruits."#Todd#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: I invited Todd over for dinner. Wife: Uncle Todd or Todd who takes things literally? *Todd exits out the back door with our television*#Todd#Uncle Todd#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp