What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts