Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China

We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas.

Child twister: "I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad" Dad twister: "Come on son we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"

"What is your reason for divorce?" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'