😄 We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner...

Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China

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"What is your reason for divorce?" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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[doing standup] So I live in Kansas [hysterical laughter] That...that wasn't the joke

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!

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