Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China

We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas.

"What is your reason for divorce?" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

[doing standup] So I live in Kansas [hysterical laughter] That...that wasn't the joke